is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
