No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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