You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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