I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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