my mouth tastes like poor choices
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
don't judge my taste in strippers
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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