whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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