I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Sacagawea was the original milf.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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