GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
