Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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