I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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