let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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