whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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