we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the day after is always just damage control
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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