Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Randomize
