on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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