so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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