im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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