she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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