Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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