there were more penises there than on chat roulette
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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