I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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