so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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