Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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