There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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