that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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