Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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