If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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