haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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