i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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