I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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