How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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