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it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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