is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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