Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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