There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
