No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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