I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Couch. On fire.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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