This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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