I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My cat gives me a boner
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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