thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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