I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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