After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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