found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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