They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Holy sore nipples Batman
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
The adults are the big ones right?
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