I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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