I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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