its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
we're so committed to being not committed
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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