the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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