I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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