I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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