I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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