That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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