I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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