I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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