Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I would ride that face into the sunset
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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