i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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